a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
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1.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
11. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
12. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
14. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
15. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
16. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
17. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
18. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
19. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
20. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
21. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
22. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
23. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
24. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
25. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
26. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
27.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
28. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
29. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere. 30.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
31.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
32. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
33. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
34. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(true...)
35. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
36. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
37. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
38. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
39. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
40. Black is your favorite color.
41. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
42. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
43. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
44. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
45. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
46. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
47. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
48. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
49.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
50. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
51. You've Googled their high schools.
52. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
53. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
54. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
55. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
56. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
57. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them (i name my turtle mikey!)
58. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
59. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
60. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
61. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
62. You call Gerard "Gee."
63.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
64. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
65. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
66. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
67. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
67. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too)